To Whom It May Concern,
I heard you were considering a new manager in your life. I would like
to apply for the job. I believe I am the most qualified candidate. I am
the only one that has ever done this job successfully. I was the first
manager of human beings.
In fact I made them, so naturally I know how humanity works, and what
is best to get people back into proper working condition. It will be like
having the manufacturer as your personal mechanic.
If this is your first time considering me, I would just like to point
out that my salary has already been paid by the blood of my son, Jesus
on the cross of Calvary. What I need from you is the acknowledgement that
the price is sufficient to pay for all of your sin and your independence
from Me. I need you to believe this in your heart and to tell somebody
else about your decision with your mouth.
The next thing I ask is the right to change and fix your life so you can
learn how to stay close to Me. I will make some major changes and revisions.
They are not for you to worry about. I need your permission to execute
these changes, My way and in My time. I will change your desires and give
you the strength to make the changes. Please keep your hands out of the
way. Don't try to help me and Don't resist me. I really do need your full
commitment and cooperation. If you give me those, the process can go smoothly,
without delays.
Yours Sincerely,
GOD
P.S. I created the heavens and the earth. I AM. BELOW IS MY RESUME...
EXPERIENCE - From the beginning of time. Before the beginning of time. From everlasting to everlasting. I made time.
ABILITY - All Powerful
PRIOR EMPLOYMENT - Created the universe,
put the galaxies in place, formed man. Established heaven and earth by
My spoken Word and am currently holding up the world by My power.
EDUCATION AND TRAINING - I AM and I have
all knowledge.
CHARACTER REFERENCE - Love, light, and life (1 John 4:16, 1 John 1:5, John 14:6). A representative, but by no means conclusive list of other character traits follows:
Wisdom - James 1:5
Comfort - Corinthians 1:3
Truth - John 8:32
Healer - 1 Peter 2:24
Strength - Phil. 4:13
Forgiveness - 1 John 1:9
Provider - Phil. 4:19
Mercy - Ephesians 2:24
Good - Matt. 19:17
Peace - Romans 14:17
AVAILABILITY - Willing and ready to take over your life. Able to put your life together again. Will bring all of who I AM into your life. Can start now. Will transform your life if you let Me.
SALARY REQUIREMENT - Work in your life has
already been paid for through the blood of My Son, Jesus. Your only
responsibility is to commit initially and on a daily basis. To trust and
obey what Jesus has done and wants to do in your life.
REFERENCES - References available upon request.