A key fault I have, and I can only talk about one fault
at a time, is the tendency to get busy. I often find myself chasing
my own tail. What I will do with it when I catch it is beyond my understanding.
However, this notwithstanding, I fall into the trap time after time
of getting too busy for my own good.
Submitted_story: A key fault I have, and I can only talk
about one fault at a time, is the tendency to get busy. I often find
myself chasing my own tail. What I will do with it when I catch it is
beyond my understanding. However, this notwithstanding, I fall into
the trap time after time of getting too busy for my own good.
The faster I try to go; the less I seem to accomplish.
This past week proved no exception; in fact, everything
came to a head on Monday. I had my To-Do-List all prioritized and neatly
written on several 3 by 5 cards stuffed in my shirt pocket. Earlier
I went through them item by item to make sure I could maximize the day.
After all, "The early bird catches the worm."
Being the turkey I am, I have no idea what I'm going to
do with the worm when I catch it, particularly if it's early in the
morning when all I want is a good cup of coffee. Yet, I can often be
found imitating that "early bird" scurrying around with my
list of important things to do.
Getting back to my Monday catastrophe, and I can't think
of another word that adequately describes last Monday. Sure, I've had
catastrophes before. But this one was the wicked stepmother of all catastrophes.
After organizing my 3 by 5 cards, I made some mental notes
as to how long each job would take. Returning those cards to my shirt
pocket, I smiled the smile of one who has conquered his day. I felt
good about myself and was anxious to get started on my day.
My day started out rather well. In fact, I discovered
by mid-morning I was ahead of schedule. I chuckled to myself and thought,
"next time I'll have a longer To-Do-List."
Suddenly, everything came to a screech owl halt.
I needed to pick up something at my office, which would
only take a moment. I pulled up to my office door, jumped out of the
car and unlocked the office door.
The office door can only be locked from the outside, with
a key. The inside has a handicap bar according to the building code.
I thought I would save time by unlocking the door and then locking it
while I went inside to retrieve the item I needed. This would mean when
I came to leave I could walk out, shut the door behind me and it would
lock automatically.
This would save me exactly .00003 seconds of time. As
time is precious, I thought it worth the effort.
The plan was going fine. Walking past my desk, I laid
my keys on top of my desk. About this time I remembered something I
needed from the car and dashed out to retrieve it. Just as I got to
my car, I heard the door slam shut and one thought meandered through
my stunned mind; "the keys."
The keys were exactly where I had left them - on my desk
in my office.
My first thought was to panic. So, for about seven minutes
I luxuriated in sheer panic.
My second thought was, "how am I going to get inside
the building?"
I must confess my second thought drowned out my first.
Some may have the luxury of indulging in panic, but I was on a schedule.
My To-Do-List was begging to be done that day.
I circled the building three times and then laid down
in sheer bewilderment. Not one door was unlocked. Not one window was
accessible from the outside. All the effort put into making our building
burglarproof was my nightmare in shinning alarm.
I thought of breaking a window but what if someone saw
me? Also, I'd have to pay for the damages.
In my mind, I went over everybody who had a key to our
church. Everyone I could think of was out of town or working. Even my
wife was in Daytona Beach.
Then I had a brilliant thought. I must confess I don't
have many but when I do, it brightens up my day. "The builder of
the church might have a key." For some odd reason I had my cell
phone with me, so I called the builder.
Unfortunately for me, he did not have a spare key to our
building. My heart sank into the sole of my right foot because I had
no options left.
Then the builder said, "I'll send one of my carpenters
over to take a door off and let you in." I did not know that could
be done, but I was glad for any help I could get at this point.
Within a few moments, the carpenter showed up. As he got
out of his truck, I could see a sly smile smeared all over his puss.
I took it like a man; a man locked out of his own office.
He spent about an hour taking the door off its hinges.
Just as he finished my cell phone rang. A lady from the church with
a spare church key was five minutes away.
I never told the carpenter about the last minute key because
he worked so hard taking the door off and then putting it back on again.
Only one key in life really matters and that is Jesus,
who said, "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh
unto the Father, but by me." (John 14:6 KJV.)
He is the only key that opens the door to heaven and I
can never lose him.
Submitted by Rev James L Snyder
Date Added: 5/28/05
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