A man who was sick wanted so badly to go to church the next day, so he took a heavy dosage of Benedryl. The next morning he wouldn't wake up!
So his wife went to church without him.
When the Pastor asked her where her husband was she said "he went to Bedtime Baptist Church with Pastor Pillow and Sister Sheets."
The Pastor looked at her with kind of a wierd expression and said "I have never heard of that church, what part of town is it at?"