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Believe it or not, the
following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins.
1. Don't let worry kill you
-- let the church help.
2. Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
4. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
downstairs.
5. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David
Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
6. This afternoon there will
be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will
be baptized at both ends.
7. Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving
milk will please come early.
8. Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put
me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
9. Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club.
All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in
his study.
10. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and
lay an egg on the altar.
11. The service will close
with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and
the rest of the congregation will join in.
12. Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost
of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet
will come forward and do so.
13. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They
can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
14. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow.
15. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is
Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Date Added: 5/08/00
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