"Our Father which art in heaven....."
Don't interrupt me. I'm praying.
---But you called me.
Called you? I didn't call you. I'm praying. "Our
Father which art in heaven....."
---There you did it again.
---Called me. You said, "Our Father which art in heaven."
Here I am.....What's on your mind?
But I didn't mean anything by it. I was, you know, just
saying my prayers for the day. I always say the Lord's Prayer.
It makes me feel good, kind of like getting a duty done.
---All right. Go on.
"Hallowed be thy name....."
---Hold it. What do you mean by that?
---By "Hallowed be thy name"?
It means.....it means.....Good grief, I don't know what
it means. How should I know? It's just a part of the prayer.
way, what does it mean?
---It means Honored, Holy, Wonderful.
Hey, that makes sense. I never thought about what
"hallowed" meant before. "Thy kingdom come, thy will be done,
as it is in heaven."
---Do you really mean that?
Sure, why not?
---What are you doing about it?
Doing? Nothing, I guess. I just think it would be kind
of neat if you got control of everything down here like you have up
---Have I got control of you?
Well, I go to church.
---That isn't what I asked you. What about your bad temper?
You've really got a problem there, you know. And then
there's the way you spend your money
---all on yourself. And what
about the kind of books you read?
Stop picking on me! I'm just as good as some of the
rest of those people at the church.
---Excuse me. I thought you were praying for my will to
be done. It that is to happen, it will have to start with
the ones who are praying for it. Like you, for example.
Oh, all right. I guess I do have some hang-ups. Now
that you mention it, I could probably name some others.
---So could I
I haven't thought about it very much until now, but I
really would like to cut out some of those things. I would like
you know, be really free.
---Good. Now we're getting somewhere. We'll work
together, you and I. Some victories can truly be won. I'm
proud of you.
Look, Lord, I need to finish up here. This is taking a lot longer
than it usually does. "Give us this day, our daily bread."
---You need to cut out the bread. You're overweight as it is.
Hey, wait a minute! What is this, "Criticize me day"?
Here I was doing my religious duty, and all of a sudden you break
in and remind me of all my hang-ups.
---Praying is a dangerous thing. You could wind up changed,
you know. That's what I'm trying to get across to you.
You called me, and here I am. It's too late to stop now.
praying, I'm interested in the next part of your prayer.....(pause).
Well, go on.
I'm scared to.
---Scared? Of what?
I know what you'll say.
---Try me and see.
"Forgive us our sins, as we forgive those who sin against us."
---What about Ann?
See? I knew it! I knew you would bring her up! Why
Lord, she's told lies about me, spread stories about my family.
never paid back the debt she owes me. I've sworn to get even with
---But your prayer? What about your prayer?
I didn't mean it.
---Well, at least you're honest. But it's not much fun
carrying that load of bitterness around inside, is it?
No. But I'll feel better soon as I get even. Boy, have
I got some plans for that neighbor. She'll wish she had never
moved into this neighborhood.
---You won't feel any better. You'll feel worse.
Revenge isn't sweet. Think of how unhappy you already are.
I can change all that.
You can? How?
---Forgive Ann. Then I'll forgive you. Then the hate
and sin will be Ann's problem and not yours. You will have
settled your heart.
Oh, you're right. You always are. And more than I want
to revenge Ann, I want to be right with you.....(pause).....(sigh).
All right. All right. I forgive her. Help her to find the right
road in life, Lord. She's bound to be awfully miserable now that
think about it. Anybody who goes around doing the things she does to
others has to be out of it. Someway, somehow, show her the right
---There now! Wonderful! How do you feel?
Hmmmmmm. Well, not bad. Not bad at all. In fact, I
feel pretty great! You know, I don't think I'll have to go to
uptight tonight for the first time since I can remember. Maybe
be so tired from now on because I'm not getting enough rest.
---You're not through with your prayer. Go on.
Oh, all right. "And lead us not into temptation, but
deliver us from evil."
---Good! Good! I'll do that. Just don't put
in a place where you can be tempted.
What do you mean by that?
---Don't turn on the TV when you know the laundry needs
to be done and the house needs to be picked up. Also, about
the time you spend coffeeing with your friends, if you can't
influence the conversation to positive things, perhaps you should
re-think the value of those friendships. Another thing, your neighbors
friends shouldn't be your standard for "keeping up". And please
don't use me for an escape hatch.
I don't understand the last part.
---Sure you do. You've done it a lot of times. You get
caught in a bad situation. You get into trouble and
then you come running to me, "Lord, help me out of this mess, and I
promise you I'll never do it again." You remember some of those
you tried to make with me?
Yes and I'm ashamed, Lord. I really am.
---Which bargain are you remembering?
Well, there was the night that Bill was gone and the
children and I were home alone. The wind was blowing so hard I
the roof would go any minute and tornado warnings were out. I
remember praying, "Oh God, if you spare us, I'll never skip my
---I protected you, but you didn't keep your promise,
I'm sorry, Lord, I really am. Up until now I thought
that if I just prayed the Lord's Prayer every day, then I could do what
I liked. I didn't expect anything to happen like it did.
---Go ahead and finish your prayer.
"For Thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory
---Do you know what would bring me glory? What would
really make me happy?
No, but I'd like to know. I want now to please you. I
can see what a mess I've made of my life. And I can see how great
would be to really be one of your followers.
---You just answered the question.
---Yes. The thing that would bring me glory is to have
people like you truly love me. And I see that happening
between us. Now that some of these old sins are exposed and out
way, well, there is no telling what we can do together.
Lord, let's see what we can make of me, O.K.?
---Yes, let's see.