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I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful. I like that about you.
I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living. Fool! You are mine. Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. I am only using you to get even with God. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back.
You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE
has great plans in store for you. But
you have yielded your life to me and I'm going to make
your life a living hell. That way we'll be together twice.
THIS WILL REALLY HURT GOD! Thanks to you. I'm really
showing Him who's boss in your life. With all of the
good times we've had..... We have been watching dirty movies, cursing
people out, partying, stealing, lying, hypocriting, fornicating,
overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, back stabbing people, disrespecting
adults and those in leadership position,
NO respect for the church, bad attitudes: SURELY you don't
want to give all this
up!
COME ON, Fool, let's burn together forever.
I've got some 
plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from
me to you. I'd like to say "THANKS"
for letting me use you for most of
your foolish life. You are so gullible. I laugh
at you. When you are tempted to sin, you
give in. HA HA HA You
make me sick!
Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years older. I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, drink alcoholic beverages, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and listen to and dance to the top 10 jams. Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too. Kids are like that.
Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now.
I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. IF YOU
WERE SMART, you
would run somewhere, CONFESS YOUR SINS,
LIVE FOR GOD with what little
bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature
to warn anyone, but to be your age and still
sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous.
Don't get me wrong, I still hate you......
IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST.
P.S. - And if you really love me, you
won't share this letter with anyone.